Pour Away the Ocean and Sweep Up the Wood

justhistorythings:

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Well-dressed is correct.

#unfortunately so are the other descriptions

Things that are creepy:

Persistence after someone has said NO or STOP, or has made it clear they are not interested in your advances

Invalidating someone’s “no”

Only stopping your advances when somebody informs you they are taken (you are telling this person their “no” alone is not enough, which means you do not respect them)

Asking “why” when somebody rejects your advances

Asking “why not” when somebody refuses to give you their phone number

fancysomedisneymagic:

THE INCREDIBLES 2 ON ITS WAY

Brad Bird, director and writer for The Incredibles (and Edna Mode’s voice) has declared to be getting ready for the film’s sequel. He admitted it was because “he loves those characters and their world”. He has already thought of many elements he thinks would work great for The Incredibles 2, but has to first finish Walt Disney Pictures’ Tomorrowland with George Clooney and Hugh Laurie, which will be released December 2014. This could mean that the film could be coming in 2016 or 2017.

You guys excited?

never-come-back-til-forever-ends:

always-a-bird:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

horsesthatmakeuss:

droppingtheuphemism:

2nd most profane and 3rd most courteous.

In Maryland, we will ask you to please fuck off, and thank you when you do.

most likely to fucking curse and least courteous.

stay classy ohio, stay classy.

please recognize that maryland is the best fucking state in general tbh

Oh Maryland, my Maryland.

oh Maryland, how I love you.

(Source: thisisnthappiness.com)

fuckyeahladies-fictionalandreal:

You, stop scrolling, we need to address some things about Hyperbole and a Half writer Allie Brosh. Think calling her the voice of a generation is going too far? Bullshit. This woman is one of the most real, relatable, creative, funny, and vulnerable writers of all time. From the pants-wettingly hilarious God of Cake to the needed-to-said-but-everyone’s-too-afraid-to-talk about it Adventures in Depression, Allie’s posts have genius pacing and are fantastic at highlighting the wonderful idiosyncrasies that make her who she is. She’s willing to let us in to aspects of her life that she doesn’t even understand so that people going through similar things can feel less fucking alone in a world that vilifies and over simplifies the complexities of mental illness. Allie doesn’t smile for you, or hand you bullshit platitudes because that. doesn’t. fucking. help. She’ll laugh when she’s damn well ready to laugh and she’ll cry when she damn well needs to cry, and you’ll do both with her because she speaks to the parts of all of us that we thought were too weird and too complicated to be understood.

humansofnewyork:

An article I wrote for my good friends at Bettery Magazine detailing my experience in Iran, and the admitted absurdity of my initial expectations: http://bit.ly/14kLP9G

americancaptaincomic:

Chaplain.

DA link just in case.

i made america [x]

wizords:

im gonna show my best friend watson to everyone in town, wearing a tacky sweater with a bee pun!

hamilton-was-kawaii-as-fuck:

strawberry-fox:

faustyflakes:

staysandstories:

madtomedgar:

strawberry-fox:

A pair of green-tinted spectacles is on display in the Monticello Visitors Center. These are believed to have belonged to Thomas Jefferson, although we do not know precisely what he used them for. According to Silvio Bedini, tinted glasses first appeared around 1810. They were not typically used as sunglasses as we might think of them, but “to improve the vision out of doors.”

why is he not depicted wearing these in every portrait

Somebody with art skills please rectify this horrible oversight.

bitchin

a real american sphinx